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Top Funny Jokes & Messages in Hindi

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Here is best collection of  best  funny messages in hindi ,funny jokes,funny msg,funny sms,funny status in hindi,funny messages in english.
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Wife :  I have a good news and a bad news

Wife : I have a good news and a bad news.

Husband : I am very busy. Just give me good news.

Wife : The airbags worked properly in our new Audi..!


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 सब्जी वाली रोटी

एक लड़का अपनी गाँव की गर्लफेंड को
लेकर होटल में गया.

लड़का – क्या लोगी?
लड़की- सब्जी वाली रोटी

वेटर – ये क्या है ?
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लड़का – भैया ये गाँव की है,
पिज़्ज़ा माँग रही ह 


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मच्छर के ऊपर ऐसा जोक्स आप ने आज तक नहीं सुना होगा…..


“तलवारबाज़ी के मुकाबले में :

एक चाइनीज ने बाल के दो टुकड़े कर दिए …
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एक जापानी ने उडती हुई मक्खी की गर्दन काट दी ….
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भारतिय  ने मच्छर उड़ाया … तलवार घुमाई …
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पर मच्छर उड़ता ही रहा ….
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जापानी : मच्छर तो उड़ रहा है …
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भारतीय  बाजीराव मुस्कुराते हुए बोलते है, ” चिते कि चाल, बाझ कि नजर और बाजीराव कि तलवारपर संदेह नाही करते, मच्छर  उड़ तो रहा …

Top Inspirational Messages & Quotes about Life

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Here is the best Inspirational messages about life,life inspirational messages,status messages on life,Inspirational messages about life.
" Take time to do what makes your soul happy "

" Only a person who knows to spend money,can know how to earn money "

" Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself "

" The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters "

" Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor "

" Life is a song – sing it. Life is a game – play it. Life is a challenge – meet it. Life is a dream – realize it. Life is a sacrifice – offer it. Life is love – enjoy it "

" I have found that if you love life, life will love you back "

" The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life "

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