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Top Funny Jokes & Messages in Hindi

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Here is best collection of  best  funny messages in hindi ,funny jokes,funny msg,funny sms,funny status in hindi,funny messages in english.
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Wife :  I have a good news and a bad news

Wife : I have a good news and a bad news.

Husband : I am very busy. Just give me good news.

Wife : The airbags worked properly in our new Audi..!


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 सब्जी वाली रोटी

एक लड़का अपनी गाँव की गर्लफेंड को
लेकर होटल में गया.

लड़का – क्या लोगी?
लड़की- सब्जी वाली रोटी

वेटर – ये क्या है ?
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लड़का – भैया ये गाँव की है,
पिज़्ज़ा माँग रही ह 


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मच्छर के ऊपर ऐसा जोक्स आप ने आज तक नहीं सुना होगा…..


“तलवारबाज़ी के मुकाबले में :

एक चाइनीज ने बाल के दो टुकड़े कर दिए …
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एक जापानी ने उडती हुई मक्खी की गर्दन काट दी ….
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भारतिय  ने मच्छर उड़ाया … तलवार घुमाई …
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पर मच्छर उड़ता ही रहा ….
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जापानी : मच्छर तो उड़ रहा है …
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भारतीय  बाजीराव मुस्कुराते हुए बोलते है, ” चिते कि चाल, बाझ कि नजर और बाजीराव कि तलवारपर संदेह नाही करते, मच्छर  उड़ तो रहा …

Top Inspirational Messages & Quotes about Life

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Here is the best Inspirational messages about life,life inspirational messages,status messages on life,Inspirational messages about life.
" Take time to do what makes your soul happy "

" Only a person who knows to spend money,can know how to earn money "

" Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself "

" The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters "

" Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor "

" Life is a song – sing it. Life is a game – play it. Life is a challenge – meet it. Life is a dream – realize it. Life is a sacrifice – offer it. Life is love – enjoy it "

" I have found that if you love life, life will love you back "

" The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life "

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Gandhi Jayanti Messages & Quotes for WhatsApp

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Gandhi Jayanti Inspiration Message & Quotes are below :
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आप मानवता में विश्वास मत खोइए. मानवता सागर की तरह है; अगर सागर की कुछ बूँदें गन्दी हैं, तो सागर गन्दा नहीं हो जाता.


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The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace.Happy Gandhi Jayanti.


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 In doing something, do it with love or never do it at all.


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Truth is one, paths are many.
सत्य एक है, मार्ग कई.


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There is no ‘way to peace,’ there is only ‘peace.
In Hindi: शांति का कोई रास्ता नहीं है, केवल शांति है.


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There is nothing that wastes the body like worry, and one who has any faith in God should be ashamed to worry about anything whatsoever.


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A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of  history.
In Hindi  : अपने प्रयोजन  में दृढ  विश्वास रखने वाला एक सूक्ष्म शरीर इतिहास के रुख को बदल सकता है.


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Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed. Always aim at purifying your  thoughts and everything will be well.


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Top Wedding Anniversary Wishes for WhatsApp

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Hi Everyone

Here is best Wedding Anniversary Wishes ,Wedding Anniversary messages,Happy anniversary messages,Happy anniversary wishes,Happy Anniversary Messages , Anniversary Wishes for Wife , Anniversary Messages for Husband ,Wedding quotes. Read this messages share with your Facebook and WhatsApp group.Wishing you a wonderful and long life together on your anniversary.
Wishing you many more years of happiness and unconditional love.
It doesn’t matter where we’re at or what we have, as long as I have you by my side, I’ll be happy with that. Here’s to wishing us many more happy years together.
Wishing you all the happiness and love in the world and congratulations on your anniversary.
Sending you loving wishes that you’ll grow deeper and deeper in love with every passing anniversary.
Best wishes to you both on your anniversary.
You’re my everything, today and always. Wishing you a very happy anniversary.
Wishing more laughter, more joy, more love for the both of you in the years to come.
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